nowyoukno:

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nowyoukno:

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rabioheab:

oh

corradocoia:

 

And that’s how you cut to a wide shot.

(Source: space-bees, via mywordsarescars)

madelinamorituur:

Oh, I’m sorry, I didn’t realize my mental illnesses were inconveniencing you. I’ll make sure I “just get over it” so you won’t be bothered anymore.

(via that-feels-guy)

musedotmuoffcial:

Things that unite Europe

  • European Union
  • Eurovision

(via parkingstrange)

sassadilla:

i have more selfies than friends

(via fallingthrough-thesky)

beerito:

*deletes selfie like it never happened*

(via hi)

tupacabra:

you: i’m so cold

me: i could warm you up ;)

you: how? ;)

me:

image

(via mywordsarescars)

spookemoij:

What if a pregnancy test just said:
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

(via zachlilley)

shingekinokyojinheaven:

the only photo set that actually matters on this stupid website

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via zachlilley)

sarahsizzites:

snowpetrel:

i was babysitting a little boy and girl once and the boy asked me if i had a boyfriend and i said “no!! but i have a girlfriend!” and he said “like a friend thats a girl?” and i said “no like a boyfriend but they’re a girl instead of a boy! we still do couple things but we’re just both girls” and he said, without missing a beat, “oh ok! are you gonna marry her?”

like it’s literally that easy for kids to understand

Children > Adults

(Source: bunnyhug, via parkingstrange)

the-vashta-nerada:

ALRIGHT SO IT’S 2:30 IN THE MORNING AND I WAS JUST ABOUT TO FALL ASLEEP AND  THEN I SAT UP AND ALMOST SCREAMED BECAUSE I WAS STRUCK WITH REALIZATION AND I DISCOVERED THE ULTIMATE TRUTH OF THE UNIVERSE

TELETUBBIES ARE CALLED TELETUBBIES BECAUSE THEY HAVE TELEVISIONS IN THEIR STOMACHS

(via hi)

sexdosis:

can we just stay in bed, fuck and cuddle and kiss for like 2 weeks

(via parkingstrange)

narcotic:

do you ever see someone hot and you just think “bruuuuuuuuh” 

(via hi)

when youre at a concert does it suddenly hit you at random moments that the band are real people and not just pictures on the internet

(Source: tragicalien, via mywordsarescars)